For the good of the
youth of todayÖ
TOP TEEF TIPS for KIDS!
1. Ignore your parents
2. Remember kids, the
natural colour for teef is brown; the darker the healthier.
This is why we all need to be encouraged to start
smoking as young as possible.
Pre-school age isnít too young.
Keef recommends at least 50 cigarettes a day
and four reefers.
3. For mouthwash, Keef
recommends a strong alcoholic solution to be taken orally
four times a day (and eight times at night).
70% proof (or higher) straight whisky (or if
none of the former is available, 80% proof whiskey will
note that gin, rum and/or vodka will only suffice as
a last resort.
Caution kids: Remember that lager, beer and wine
are just for Beatle fans, road managers and children
4. Every decade kids
you should think about flossing your teef.
The floss that Keef strongly recommends are metal
guitar strings which are easily available from a roadie.
However, if the latter are in rehab, donít forget
your friendly road manager as a last resort.
They usually do f**k all anyway so it will ensure
that they earn their doe for a change...